
...just kidding, but seriously??

people generally aren't good
Scene.
You'll find me crouching behind a shrub,
or hidden in the back of my truck....lerking in the shadows....awaiting the blessed time that I observe the sons'o'bi*@# that break into
and vandalize the vehicles in front of my house (including my new, Vancouver-virginal truck). That's right folks! The night I got home from out-of-town, my roommates sister's truck was the target - everything stolen in the middle of the night. Completely devastating.
The following night, while we slept, someone turned my non-removable faceplate into a a removable one, then left it sitting there on the front seat. 
All sorts of RAGE.
Pick a foul word - just off the top of your head
...or be creative...either way, I bet you I've said 'it', and worse, in the last 24 hours.
I spoke with the police about the crime issues in this area. Vandalism is a regular occurence. Content theft is next in line. Every one of the 6 vehicles (both in my house and the next door neighbors Jen and Jobie) has been either vandalized or broken into in the past two months.
I had nothing stolen, just broken, but the feeling in the pit of your gut when someone violates you in this way is one I could do without. I feel helpless and I feel vulnerable.
But i got one thing to say. When I catch these little buggers.....
....that's all I gotta say. They better put one foot in front of the other.....
.....and they better do it faster than me,
, cause I'm pissed.
been a slice!